Fo Chelsea.
We’re buying stone lions to put on the balcony.
Stone lions automatically make your place fancy and let your neighbors know you mean business.
i am doing this.
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300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)
90. Liar Liar (1997)
“The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!”
Jim Carrey got this one wrong… apparently telling the truth requires you to also act like an ass.
I miss steak and hamburgers so fucking bad.
Sometimes turkey and chicken just don’t cut it.
I WANT MY GALLBLADDER BAAAAAACK!
My new mission in life is to grill you the finest turkey and or chicken that you’ve ever had in your whole DAMN existence. YOU AIN’T GONNA MISS NO BEEF NO MO!
ride or die, motherfucker.
(i thought that would fit, but it just seems out of place. gonna keep it anyway cuz that’s how i roll.)
Write love letters to each other and place into a box along with a bottle of wine.nail it shut at the wedding. When you have your first fight, open it up, pour the wine, go to separate corners, read the love letter & remember what it’s all about….
alternative use:
Find it, break bottle, use as weapon, use love letters to start small house fire
I just spit all over my laptop.
I see this going horribly;
“Dearly beloved!” *BANG* …
“We are gathered here to “—*BANG*
“…to join in matrimony” *BANG*
“These” —*BANG**BANG**BANG*
“These two people…” *BANG*
“WOULD YOU BLOODY STOP THAT!?”
I know I haven’t been on much lately, sorry! I’ve just been ridiculously busy and a wee bit stressed from the surgery, relearning foods that are safe for me to eat, work, school, apartment hunting and all the oh
so fun aspects that come along with that, and my recent mini-social life.
I leave you…
HEY CHEL, I’LL POST TO YOUR FOLLOWERS FOR YOU :D
